Aram jumped off the bed and hurt his foot. To the point where he couldn’t put any pressure on it.
We gave him a night to recover (per Brian’s orthopedic surgeon brother’s orders) and when he woke up he still was acting like a lame duck.
Off we went to the doctor.
My OCD comes out the most at trips to the doctor. Did you know sick people go there? *shudder*
So here are my tips for staying safe when a visit is unavoidable.
1. Wear a mask and keep your kid in pajamas. Even the sick kid’s parents will be afraid to catch what your kid has, because as it appears to others, only really sickly children wear masks…
3. If you want to get in to your room in a hurry, speak loudly about how that recent trip to the Congo would have been more successful if you believed in vaccinations. Use the word “Ebola”- In like Flynn
4. Don’t touch anything!
5. Sanitize often
6. When you get home take your bio-hazardous clothes and throw them in the wash
7. Then shower
8. And finally, eat oranges!
Those are my tips! Use them wisely!